Dumbo the Cruiser

Behold, the Victory Vision Tour in all of its splendor!

My father and I held a long and heated 2 second discussion and came to the conclusion that this is, in fact, the ugliest motorcycle we have ever seen.

I went so far as to christen this monstrosity Dumbo. "Why?" you may ask. Well, as the above picture shows, this bike has monstrous ears sticking out of its headlight that they are trying to pass off as turn signals. Turn Signals! I'm not fooled, friends! I recognize Dumbo ears when I see them. You can see that pitiable itching of a ridiculously heavy animal that wishes it could fly. It sticks out its ears as far as it can and just... can't... do it!

Well poor little Vision Tour there is good news. If the rest of the motorcycle buying community has any sense of style your pitiable life will not last long.

Victory is trying to tear some market share away from the big boys.. but they're going to have to do better than this.

Much, much better.